Lust:
I desperately want one because I just have to have that one.
Gluttony:
I already have the previous model, but I want the new one, too. Maybe two or three of them.
Jealousy:
Everyone else has one, I just got to have a better one.
Sloth:
If I got one, I’d only ever have to move my thumbs and my jaw.
Wrath:
I am about ready to wring someone’s neck over all this Smartphone hype.
Envy:
I think a lot about how everyone else seems to have an Smartphone.
Pride:
I have demonstrated impressive self-control in not buying one.